Hey all! I am a long time reader but truly infrequent diarist!
However, awhile ago I had this idea that if Mittens Romney is going to be the nominee, I might at least try to make some money off him right? So I bought MittensForMitt.com with the full intention of becoming a supply-side capitalist (aka job creator, aka rich guy, aka risk taker). I was going to create American Flag mittens and sell them to Mitt's supporters for $17.76...with them never knowing they were padding the pockets of an lily-livered progressive Obama supporter.
*Side note, to really make any money, you would have to outsource production to China...so it would just be following in Mitt's footsteps! But hey, you might get a big tax break!
Anyways, long story short...In April, I ended up, unexpectedly, in the hospital (all better now) but I don't have the time or resources to build out my diabolical free-market plan. So I thought I'd list it on eBay and give the opportunity to a Kossack to make money off Mitt.
*Another side note, what is the sound of 1,000 mittens clapping at a rally? I'm dying to find out.
So here is the link if you are interested!
MittensForMitt.com for Sale on eBay
Enjoy!
